Funnies

December 2004 Lucas 6 years old.  "Can I have a vending machine for Christmas?"

April 2025  

--6 years old Lucas: "Mom makes us clean everyday. And that how she destroys our lives.  

--"Mom can you let me into the computer?  Come on mom I haven't got all day!"  His plans just changed.

--Lucas: " Mom should we get rid of all the spider webs in our house?  I don't like spiders."

--Jessa: "Lucas why do you like jello so much?"

                Lucas:  IDK because its so jiggly."

--Quinton: "I don't have a girlfriend.  Moms my girlfriend.

 June 2025 

--Quinton 9, Lucas 7: My conversations on the way to swim lessons getting Gas.

    Lucas: "mom! Can I roll down the window to smell the Gas?"  Takes a big whiff..."that's the stuff."

    Quinton: "how much is a cyber truck cost? 

     Mom: "Siri, says 40-130,000." 

    Quinton: "Whoa!  If we got that w would have to start acting poor.  We would have to borrow money."

    Lucas: "And cut holes in our shirts!"

--Next time on the way to swim lessons. Lucas: "Mom! Can we go get Gas so that I can smell it?"

--Lucas talking to Jessa while she's driving.  "You're driving slow like an old grandma!"

--Lucas comes in and sees Jessa's free hair and says "OOOOOOOooooOOOO.  Jessa your hair is so fluffy.  Not as fluffy as mine.