Funnies

Jessa: "Mom I have hypothermia."
Mom: "Jessa, you do not have hypothermia."
Jessa: "Yes I do. I'm scared of heights!"

Mikey: "Why are you putting all that stuff on your face."
Mom: "Because I'm getting old and I need to protect my skin."
Mikey: "You're not old.  You're only 34. That's not close to 80. Dad is though.  He is 38."
I always wondered when the cut off for being old was...now I know.

Jessa: "Jayla you look like cinderella cleaning up the floor."
Jayla: "Yup. I'm the cinderella of the house."
Kellan: "Yup and I'm the hoarder of the house."
So true! On both counts.

Dad: "Quinton why are you so stinking cute?!"
Quinton: "No! Kellan's stinky!"

Kellan: "The girls in the family are the princesses.  The boys are the Kings and Mom and Dad are our servants."
He doesn't even know how right he is!