Funnies

Jessa: "Quinton say astronaut"
Quinton : "Astronaut!"
Jessa(9): " Quinton say Neil Armstrong"
Quinton(2): "NO! Quinton Strong."


Kellan:"Mom is it true that grandmas and grandpas can take their teeth out?"
Mom:


Mom talking to Dad: "Do you know anyone who has big muscles that could open this jar for me?"
Kellan(6): "Uncle Brian does!  Ask him!"


Jessa (9): Mom how many boy friends did you have before dad?
Mom: I didn't have any serious boyfriends before dad.
Jessa: Me neither I'm so lonely!


Kellan: "Mom would you rather go to the gym naked go not have a car?"
Mom: "Pretty sure I would rather go without a car."


Kellan: "Mom show me your muscles! (laughing hysterically) (Still laughing hysterically) "Is that all you got?" (More laughing)
Mom: "Show me your muscles!" (laughing and pointing) Why is it boderline child abuse and not funny when I do it back to him?


Mom: Getting ready to go out the door and finding all their clothes a mess.."What happened to my beautiful children?"
Kellan: "They puked all over themselves."
Mom: (blank stare)