Funnies

We prepped the boys to go to the grocery store.  I reminded them that we do not touch anything in the store and if they do then they have to sit in the cart and they don't get to walk. Well, we were doing really well until I turned around and saw Mikey licking the fruit.  "Mom, I'm not touching, I'm licking."
 "Ok, let me clarify...we do not touch and we do not lick anything in the grocery store."
 "Ok, mom."

Mikey found a pine cone in the house and he said he was going to save it so that he could put it back on the tree.

Kellan: "Mikael, lets pee together."

We keep finding squeaky clean rocks around the house...like someone sucked on them...not sure yet if it is Mikey or Kellan...or maybe both.

Jessa: "Mom I was crying in my head because missed you."

Mikey, whenever he is upset or we tell him he has to do something that he isn't happy about his response is always... "Oh Craters!"

Jessa came home from school and said to mom, "Make me a sandwich ya old lady!"

Michael just got done doing a run and comes into the kitchen still breathing hard when Jessa sees him.  She says, "What! Are you tired ya old lady?!"

Mom:  "Whoever doesn't help cleanup has to go to timeout."
Kellan: "OK!" And he runs to timeout.
He would rather go to timeout than cleanup.

Kellan (out of the blue): "Mom.  I hide in the toy room with the marshmallows."His confession to me the next day.