Funnies

2024

     Lucas: "I'm hungry can you make me a burrito?

    Jessa: "Your 7.  You need to learn to make your own burrito.

    Lucas: " I'm not 7 I'm only 6.

    Jessa: "Well if you're almost 7 when are you going to learn to wipe your own butt?

    Lucas: "when I'm a grown up I'm going to get married and my wife will do it."

---Quinton(8) holding up some pants from the GAP.  "Do these gaps fit me?"

--Sept. 2024 Jayla (16 years old): "EVERYONE COME UP FOR PRAYER.  Man!  I can't wait to be a mom."

--Quinton (8) Sept. 2024:  "I don't have a girlfriend.

    Mom: " Yes, I'm your girlfriend remember."

    Quinton: "Yes, that's right."

--Jayla (16): "Moms mad at me, what should I get her?"

    Lucas (6): "Beer!"

    Jayla "UMMM you mean apple cider?"

    Lucas: "Yeah apple cider."

--Mom: " I bet you have a lot of girlfriends."

    Quinton (8): "No.  I only have one.

    Mom: "Who?"

    Quinton: "You."

--Aug. 2024.  Lucas (6): Mom look at that really old car.  Its like for the 1980's!"

                        Lucas: "Daaad.  I poooooped."

--Lucas spotting a cow.  "Look its a bear.  

    Jessa:  "That's a cow."

    Lucas: "No. Its a bear."  so matter of fact.

Oct. 2024

--Quinton: "Mom you are very cute.  If someone says you aren't. Don't listen to them.  Listen to me.  You are very cute."