Funnies

 I dropped Jessa off at the Junior High and she immediately started talking to a boy.  I said to Lucas, "Look Jessa is talking to a boy."

Lucas:  "Oh no!  That's not good."

He is surprisingly wise as a 4-year-old!

Michael(kinda old 41): What does Y-E-S spell?

Jayla (14 years old): Yes

Michael: Yep... what does E-y-e-s spell?

Jayla: Eee-yes?

Michael: Listen carefully... what does Y-E-S spell?

Jayla: Yes

Michael: Good... so what does E-y-e-s spell?

Jayla: Eee yes?

Michael: *Laughing* E-Y-E-S?

Jayla: Eee... yes?  What? I don't get it.

Michael: Listen... E-Y-E-S

Jayla: Yeah... Eee yes

Michael: *Laughing*

Jayla: What!? 

Quinton(6 years old) (from across the room): "Bruh... it spells eyes"

Kellan (5) Would you rather go to the gym naked or not have a car?

Kellan (5) showing Kellan my muscles.  "That's all you got!?"