Funnies

 Jessa 10 You took away my dignity. What is dignity?

something of value

Sooo like candy?

Kellan: Mom, this summer can I make diamonds our of coal?!

Kellan: Mom can we melt down all our gold and diamonds?

MOm: The only gold and diamonds we have is my wedding ring and you can't have that.

Kellan: Mom, can I have a credit card?

Jessa: How is santa going to leave us presents we don't have a chimney?

Quinton: "We have a DOOR!"

Quinton waking up. Dad, my eyes keep closing."

Lucas waking up in the morning rubbing his eyes "eyes."

Jessa, " what restaurant are you going to?

Mom. :"Nunya"

Jessa, "ohhh sounds fancy."