Funnies

Mikey:  "I ate so much!  My tummy is fat like daddy's."


Javin (Kellan's Friend):  Your baby is silly.
Kellan: Yeah we got him in California on April 3rd.
Javin: Oh.  We got my turtle from the pet store last week.
          Yup.  I totally see the similarities.

Jessa:  When I grow up I'm going to get married and adopt 2 kids.
Mom: Just 2?
Jessa:  Yes!  Because it will be way easier than adopting 5 like you!
Jessa watched the Midwives with me and afterwards vowed that she would never give birth to any baby.  She told me she would get a shot that would make it so she would never have babies and then she would adopt.

Kellan: "Mom you got donuts?!  Can you and dad not eat them when we are asleep?"
....He knows!