Things I've Said To My Kids Over The Years

• The wall is not for writing on.

• Do not dip your toothbrush in the toilet.

• The baby's face is not for writing on.

• Do not take a bite out of the broccoli at the grocery store.  Now I guess we are eating brocoli for dinner.

• We do not lick the fruit at the grocery store.

• Ok, Now eat like a little boy and not a puppy.

• No more jumping off the top of the dresser, or the top bunk bed.

• The computer screen is not for coloring on.

• The toilet is not for drinking.  If you are thirsty come ask mom for a drink.

• Lotion is not for eating.

• No more pushing the panic button on my keys when I'm upstairs.

• No. Sorry, we cannot have cake for breakfast.

• We do not look underneath the stalls in the bathroom to say hi to the woman next to us.

• Ummm, you probably shouldn't slap grandma on the butt anymore when you are greeting her.

• Please don't lick the baby anymore. 

• Stop drinking the syrup.