Funnies

Kellan:  Mom, there is a spider web on the ceiling.  I have to get even bigger like a giant so I can touch it!


Kellan: Mom, I can be an elephant when I eat peanuts.


- Jessa is the master of diversion -
Dad: Jessa, please don't make a mess.
Jessa: What did you say, dad?  I'm so adorable you can't stand it?
Dad: Yeah, sure, that's what I said.
Jessa: Hey, everybody, dad just said I'm his favorite child!!


Quote from Jessa in the middle of church: "Don't mess with a mom when she is grumpy...no really!"
I taught her everything she knows.


Kellan: You're the pain of the butt, Mom!


Mikey: "My forehead hurts.  I'm going to die at home."
Mom: "You and me both little man."


Mom:Why didn't you save mommy any chips?
Kellan: I can't see you I have a spoon on my eye.
I think I'll use that line next time Michael asked me why I ate all the ice cream.


Jessa:  Mom are you going to die soon?
Mom: No.  Why? Do you want me to die soon?
Jessa:  NO!  You're my mom.  If you died we would be poor and wouldn't have any food to eat and     no money.  I don't even know how to count money...well, Jayla does.  And she is going to die soon because she is already 7.  She doesn't have much time left."


Mom: Singing to herself.
Jessa:  Stop it mom.
Mom: Why? You don't like my singing?
Jessa: No, you are making fun of me.
Mom:  No I'm not, that's how I sing.
Jessa: Yikes!
Mom: (Laughing loudly)
Jessa: What?  What's so funny?