Funnies

Jessa: "Mom, you should have grandma and grandpa come take care of Quinton during the night."
Mom: "Why?"
Jessa: "Because you and dad are grumpy in the morning."
Mom: "Hahahah. So true."

Mom: "Do you love Baby Quinton?"
Kellan: "Yes!  Dad needs a bunch of babies.  I need a bunch of Quintons."

Kellan: "Look mom!  Its Peter Pants."
Mom: "Oh yeah, it is Peter Pan."
Kellan: "No, Peter Pants."

Mom: "Kellan here is your burrito"
Kellan:  "I don't want it. It has leaves on it. We don't eat leaves." a.k.a. lettuce

Mom: "Mikey have you been playing with Jessa's light?"
Mikey: "No."
Mom: "You need to tell me the truth ok."
Mikey: "Probably not."


Aunt Andrea:  "I need a baby just like baby Quinton.  He is so cute."
Kellan:  "You can have one. Go to Erk Donalds, a.k.a McDonalads."
(When getting Quinton we stayed at the Ronald McDonald House, so Kellan thinks that is where babies come from.)