Funnies

Kellan was peeling a bruised banana.  When he opened it he says. EEWWWW this banana is poopy, and then he wouldn't eat it.


Kellan pointed to a picture of Jesus and said, "Momma, that's Jesus!  Jesus loves me."


Jayla: "Wow! I slept like a dead cockroach last night!"


Jayla:  "Mom don't forget to pack me a 'zack lunch' for my field trip tomorrow."

Mikey, " Oh, excuse me. *pause*  It's cause I tooted Dad!"


Kellan: "Mom, a booger. MMMmmm its yummy."


Mikey got tools for Christmas and he calls his hammer his "bammer."


Michael:What's for dinner."
Kristen: "Soup."
Kellan: (Pointing with both his index fingers indicating a thumbs down sign) "BOOOO SOUUP, BOOOOO, BOOOO." It was so funny.


Mikey: "Look mom!  I'm a doctor."
Kellan: "Look mom! I'm a funny pumpkin."
Well....I've got my money on Mikey.

Kellan: (Singing to the tune of bob the builder watching dad fix the bathroom)
Daddy Daddy can he fix it?
Daddy Daddy yes he can!

Mikey was helping Mom and Dad in the kitchen.  He turned to say something and sneezed ALL over us and then said, "Bless you." Lol.  Pretty sure we needed a blessing after that!

Kellan: "Mom I tooted a big one like daddy tooted."

Kellan: "Dad do you have money?"
Dad: "Yes"
Kellan: "Oh, Can I have some?"